Loose POUNDS with Detoxifying TEA in 14 days

Just imagine: a magical drink from a fountain of life. It tastes great, soothes your stresses, clears your skin, and erases your fat. Sip by sip, it makes you your best and most beautiful self.

That’s not what this story is about (but kind of).

Hi, my name’s Abby. I’m a 23-year old writer and I’ve had a love-hate relationship with my body for as long as I can remember. I’m a slave both to the gym and to Taco Tuesday. I’m happiest in a spin class, but I also make the best pumpkin muffins you’ve ever tasted (full of fat, full of sugar, and full of love). I love taking care of my body, but I also LOVE food by having Detox tea morning drink.

All that being said, it should come as no surprise that I fell victim to the active marketing campaigns of one of the year’s biggest trends: fitness teas. You know what I’m talking about: stars and influencers like Kylie Jenner, Catherine Giudici Lowe, and Vanessa Hudgens are touting the successes of their respective experiences with fitness teas. These teas (by various brands) claim to eliminate bloat, cleanse your insides, and detoxify your organs.

What exactly does a teatox claim to do?

Detox your body of toxins(whatever that means)

Cleanse your body after overindulging in food and/or alcohol

Eliminate bloat

Flush out water weight

Clear your skin

Give you sustainable energy

Simply stated, tea detoxes claim to rid your body of the toxins caused by a build-up of unhealthy foods, alcohol, and a number of other things your body doesn’t use to properly function. The teas are mixtures of various ingredients (green tea, matcha, oolong, goji berries, etc.), all with impressive health benefits, and the point is that the tea provides you with sustainable energy while subsequently eliminating toxins from your body. Most teas are to be consumed at least once a day, and some are accompanied by an additional colon cleanser like LOOSE WEIGHT DRINKS.